Stylish with Substance

Yikes! Versace's Chain Snap Out of It Bag. I think Ms. Versace needed someone to snap her out of her druggy daze that induced her to just. not. stop meddling. The bag was finished at the zipper. Or perhaps the sea shell charm. Certainly before the chain straps! And then she went on... to add 7 more charms and a DOUBLOON!

I'm sorry, I'm sure a pirate sea maiden would love it.

(thanks Gemma!)

Bust a tunic! Sorry, it's a catchy jingle. Tunics are really hot this spring, as we can observe by the Old Navy item ad seen in every must-see television program. It's also really plain to see why tunics are in, they're the best looking tops of the season; flattering for all figures. The longer length covers bellies, and many styles have rouching over the stomach, which slims pooches! It's a more grown up look than the teeny (as in tiny and as in "for teens") tank tops, but there are many cute options, so you can look appropriate for whatever age you are.

Tunics are truly an item "for all the ladies out there." But the store that "busted it" for many, Old Navy, sells a collection that is, well, busted. Old Navy's tunics are either plain, just plain ugly, in atrocious colors, or look like ethnic pajama tops.

There are definitely options for really attractive tunics. They don't always come with the label tunic, but it's a good thing, for the styles vary. They all carry the attractive long waist. My two favorite stores for tunics are Express and Delia's (two distinct stores for different ages and price groups!)

Express's website is a little tough to use (although has a fun "changing room") and doesn't have a wide selection of tops, but the store (at a good mall) is a goldmine of absolutely beautiful shirts and tanks in many styles, colors, and embellishments. My favorite from the website is the Embellished Blouson Camisole, which even comes in one of this season's hottest shades: a turquoise, plus it is embellished with gold beads.

Delia's has a diverse selection of many pretty tops that fit this category. Shop both Tunics and all Tops. I like the flattering Mailee Tunic, the fancy Bianca Top, and the rouched Lissa Top.

I call this double-printed tote "Throw Caution to the Wind."

(Careful first, this Square Tote is $365 at eLuxury.)

Bergdorf Goodman has a preview of Marc Jacob's Fall 2005 line. On the website are 7 bags in a display that ranges from classic to pure outrageous. The preview lasts through May 13th, and you can also put in reservations for orders.

I don't understand Marc Jacobs. Strictly speaking of his handbags; some are so stately and classic, some are modern and a bit ugly, and then there's a furry handbag. I don't care if it is mink, in fact, that makes me dislike it more. Prices range up to nearly $3,000.

You're not married to a size. Sometimes its hard when going from store to store and fitting in "larger" sizes than you think you "are." Sizes even vary within one store. Sizes especially vary with different types of clothing.

Don't let your feelings get hurt if the jeans don't fit in a size 8. And if there is tightness in question, do not hesitate to just try a larger size in that tank top.

And note, this is important, a larger size can make YOU look smaller.