It'll only cost you $50,000 to prevent your wife from using her account at zappos.com. It'll also cost you that same $50,000 to jump start your divorce. Oh but you'll also get this snazzy tee.
Puh-lease.
Buy this rare collector's t-shirt and we'll make sure your significant other never shops at Zappos.com again! When you purchase this limited edition t-shirt, we will permanently disable your significant other's Zappos.com account for the rest of his/her life.
But read the fine print:
Disclaimer 1: Zappos.com, Inc. is not responsible or liable if your significant other creates or uses another account using a different email address. It is your responsibility to monitor how many email accounts your significant other creates or uses.
Worried women, you may simply open another account with a new e-mail address or shop hassle-free if you divorce your husband. (And wouldn't the idiotic bastard deserve it?)
Our 365-day return policy is valid only if you are permanently divorced or separated within 365 days.
Men: it wouldn't be worth it, she'd probably divorce you for all you've got and start spending your old money on Neiman Marcus instead. I partly kid, I partly kid.
And so does Zappos, the sillies.
Ella M.
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