[caption id="attachment_2859" align="alignnone" width="450" caption="FOUR BUTTS - TWO A$$ES*"][/caption]

They're no longer pants anymore, fellas! What are they? Ridiculousness. See those pockets? See how they look like butt cheeks? Well, that's because they're supposed to cover 'em.

These men have doubled the appearance of their butts. Something women know not to do, because at a certain point, it's far beyond bootyliciousness. It's frickin' 2 extra cheeks.

This is like underwear-as-outerwear of the least sexy kind.

Via The Cut/NYM - with the original image - and a quote of Russel Simmons (ex-husband of Kimmora Lee and founder of Phat Farm) defending those pants on the ground with his own ridiculousness.

*Like donkeys, in case I'm far less clear than I'd hope.