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This Beautiful Detail Shot of Demi Moore's Oscar Gown by Versace is just a shameless excuse to...

March 10, 2010

Point out how TINY Demi Moore is!

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  • She's smaller than a 10-year-old boy!
  • But with some more boob.
  • I think she had a surgeon remove half her lungs! Like the right or left half, then moved the rest into the center. Adult lungs cannot fit into that torso.
  • (What surgeon would do that? Heidi Montag's.)
  • I think she's allergic to fat. She might just literally have 0% body fat.
  • Her head is huge! My monitor now looks 3D and it's scary! She's coming at me - like she will eat me - she might be that hungry...
  • Everything's 3D these days, maybe this old-butt monitor got some secret ninja upgrade. But that's a side worry.
  • Demi should never, ever actually be in one of those 3D movies that are ubiquitously upcoming. Hm, she might not have a career in 5 years. Too scary. Especially scary is where the world is going! But that's a side terror.
  • This picture totally looks photoshopped. Her head looks pasted like a bad celeb "fake" - if you know what I mean.

Now, if you care about fashion, and I hope you do...

Above you can see what I was referring to in the so-couture randomness of the bodice wrapping. Di-vine.

Well, I guess that's all about fashion, so I'll just leave you after quickly going back to the first ramble-topic: in a world with Demi Moore, no wonder Lara Stone feels fat.

Photo via Shoe-a-Day.

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posted by Anonymous
9/29/10

What is wrong with you? She looks completely normal and fine here. I see women of this size all the time, nothing about this looks odd to me. Your whole thing is so stupid, you claim to want acceptance of all women and their bodies, yet you constantly have nothing good to say about women who are smaller than you. If you love your body, that's great. Good for you. But you don't have to try to force everyone else to accept it and demand that everyone everywhere findds bigger women attractive and the truth is if you did really accept yourself then you would not be looking so hard for anyone else's approval. You don't want everyone to love their bodies and accept who they are and the way they look because if you did why would you ever make fun of someone else? The dress is an excuse to show how tiny she is??? It looks like ALL the other dresses celebrities where to events. And who cares if it does, she has a nice body and I GUARANTEE you would wear something similar if you could and I can also guarantee that you HATE your body. You are jealous of these women it is pathetically obvious. If someone could wave a magic wand and make you skinny you would do it in a heartbeat so just quit all this nonsense.


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