Point out how TINY Demi Moore is!

• She's smaller than a 10-year-old boy!
• But with some more boob.
• I think she had a surgeon remove half her lungs! Like the right or left half, then moved the rest into the center. Adult lungs cannot fit into that torso.
• (What surgeon would do that? Heidi Montag's.)
• I think she's allergic to fat. She might just literally have 0% body fat.
• Her head is huge! My monitor now looks 3D and it's scary! She's coming at me - like she will eat me - she might be that hungry...
• Everything's 3D these days, maybe this old-butt monitor got some secret ninja upgrade. But that's a side worry.
• Demi should never, ever actually be in one of those 3D movies that are ubiquitously upcoming. Hm, she might not have a career in 5 years. Too scary. Especially scary is where the world is going! But that's a side terror.
• This picture totally looks photoshopped. Her head looks pasted like a bad celeb "fake" - if you know what I mean.

Now, if you care about fashion, and I hope you do...

Above you can see what I was referring to in the so-couture randomness of the bodice wrapping. Di-vine.

Well, I guess that's all about fashion, so I'll just leave you after quickly going back to the first ramble-topic: in a world with Demi Moore, no wonder Lara Stone feels fat.

Photo via Shoe-a-Day.