Stylish with Substance

Onward you'll find good fun for women, men, and even TV geeks! Don't forget the photos get better, as this is a countdown...

Costumes, they are, but that doesn't make them ... right. Necessarily. On to the viewing - and fug - fun!

#12 - Miss France and her leaning "tour"

Here goes, with a swoosh, France being synonymous with "chic"

#11 - Miss USA would die kill for the cause

Which of our national treasure, the poor eagle, had to die?

#10 - Miss Lebanon, from fairy land

Lebanon is where princesses come from? *Books a flight*

#9 - Miss Great Britain, as if you couldn't tell

After Alexander McQueen's sad death, this was Miss Great Britain's best option.

#8 - Miss Venezuela. Hey, I didn't know Venezuela was in space. Oh, that's why it's called Miss "Universe"!

Lady GaGa called; she wants her haus back. Points off (seriously!) for being now-less-original.

(Fashion points for her matching shoes!)

#7 - Miss Kosovo, it's surprising she didn't win.

... What with her maenad powers and all. Scary.

#6 - Miss Australia ... is a scrolldown.

Or shall we say, "Miss Uggstralia"? Yes, those are Uggs. Heeled Uggs, to boot.

Seriously, though, is it hot and cold simultaneously there? Fur shoulders + Bare waist = Class-y.

#5 - Miss Spain - Red, White, and ... polka dots?

I just thank goodness this wasn't Miss USA.

#4 - Miss Switzerland is a huge character

She will smite you! And then use her first aid kit slash shield. How's that for neutral?

#3 - Miss Zambia in "Juicy" Couture...

"Sure, my breasts are small, but they're tasty." I like how the sash makes it work.

#2 - Miss Ukraine. Wait; is that?

Yes, it is!

It's that girl who fell in love with a  giant bottle of beer! Awwww.

#1 - Miss Belgium ... has got balls.

We've found what's worse than the scrunchy!

Now I feel really bad for not knowing Belgium is known for its tennis ... or much at all, for that matter.

I do suppose this outfit is better than a giant waffle suit. (Oh, no, what about next year?)

Well, that's all of this craziness. Until next year. Or Halloween, if you're lucky. Or right now, if you follow Lady GaGa.

It was fun. Do browse our category for "fug" fashions (in the meantime)!

Photos from Cellestrellas and Universal Queen