10. The New "Docs" by Pucci... Pucci???
These markedly colorless patent pump versions of those Doc Martins so loved in the 90s - designer "style", designer price. It's just wrong.
9. Is there something on my shoe?! by Miu Miu
This almost deinty pump could have been cute. With its unique shaping and tie ... but then there's a HUGE BUG on the toe. Scary. Dragonfly or not, it's a don't.
8. Does my rear look big ... and flabby? By Prada
The heel so overgrew the rest of this shoe that it even turned into a waving mass of what looks like fatty flab. Unattractive.
7. I Beg You to Fuck Me Boots ... by Chanel
Such unclass from Chanel, what gives? These flashy silver glittering and just odd boots by Chanel scream such trash, that their thigh high quality boots make them more "fuck me please, I'm desperate" boots than anything resembling sexy. Warning: you will get no action in these boots. (You won't even get anyone wanting you to take them off unless to replace with something else.)
6. The Interior Designer Heel by Miu Miu
The heel on these platform pumps looks more like a chair rail or crown molding than apparel. To whom is Miu Miu hiring out for contract(or) design?
5. Open for Busy-ness by Balenciaga
What is there to say about this boot? This toeless, backless boot with front lacing and black & white leather piece detailing? What? A picture says a thousand words.
4. The Hairy Legs Trend ... as seen by Gucci
This type of shoe was done a lot way too much in 2008. Thank goodness 2008 is over, even if the same winter is not. Let fringe go back to the fringe, if you know what I mean.
3. The Flower Heel by Prada
And I love the way the model was dressed to look like a homeless person BY a blind person. So earthy and fair?
2. It's a fish! It's a dinosaur! It's ... Prada.
This shoe looks like it belongs in a zoo. Yes, a zoo fit for the season, what with fish and dinosaurs and humans and all. See more de-evolutions in the gallery.
1. "The Toppler" by Louis Vuitton
Marc Jacobs just really wants women to fall flat on their faces doesn't he? This shoe comes in many forms, like the fug loafer pictured. All complete with partial-platform plus high heel meaning lots of fall-over action. So the worst shoe of 2008 is of course the most dangerous. Congratulations, LV!
View a gallery with extra photos of more of the list-topping worsts!
Ella M.
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